The Kaos Theory

A week ago last Sunday as I was watching the latest going’s on in Iran on CNN, when our Sumsung Plasma TV took a ginormous krep. It started by doing some weird triangular pixalation from right to left on the screen. At first I thought this was due to the HD cable channels. We’ve had some issues on the HD channels recently so I flipped over to analog and it was doing the same thing. Not good, not good at all. I thought maybe it was still the cable company’s fault (sorry Van, it’s NEVER Comcast’s fault LOL) and decided I would power cycle the modem to see if that would rectify the situation. But before I could get my a$$ of the sofa and unplug it, the whole screen went blank. Deep dark blank. Nooooooooooooo!!elevenses!! What the h*ll am I supposed to do now? Kaos without a TV is like a day without sunshine or a normal day up here from December to April. So I went to bed hoping the plasma pixies would come during the night and when I awoke the TV would be good as new. I got up and the first thing I did was check the TV, deader than a liberal’s economic policies. FAIL!!!11! I then called the Geek Squad, a perfect name, no? They asked all the pertinent questions to ensure I was who I said I was and informed me the next service call available was Thursday. I questioned why it would take so long and they said that they were booked until then. Probably because of a rash of service calls on plasma TV’s I thought to myself. I responded to the Techie that somebody will be here at the appointed time, I’m always here. Where I’m I gonna go? Don’t they know I never leave my house except for beer and golf? Sheesh, some people. Well back to the story, the service guy comes and runs a bunch of tests on it. Menu screen, nothing, diagnostic screen, nothing. He then logs on to the Samsung website and does some more research. Still nothing. Then he starts a live chat with them and lo and behold the entire TV is shot. Great, this is gonna cost me, I know it. He goes into my account and checks to see what warranty I have on the TV. Well guess what, this is to all you people who scoff at buying extended warranties, BLOW ME. Everything is covered until August 2010. If I didn’t have this it would have cost me over $1100 dollars to fix it. Yes, $1100. Oh yeah, guess what the fix is? That’s right, a whole new TV. Ok, now we have a solution to the problem which leads to another problem, when are they going get me the new TV. The techie calls his dispatch to find out when it will arrive and he states like it’s just another day at the park, July 7th. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 11 friggin more days without my electronic brain. I reluctantly agree to the timetable and wonder what I’m gonna do for 11 days, what about my wife and Food TV and my daughter and ICarly, me and the Hitler channel? Here’s some things I’ve learned.

1. You can listen to Sports Center on ESPN and pretty much get the same satisfaction level.
2. I’m going to bed much earlier than before, hence no need for the midday nap session.
3. I would kill myself if the same thing happened to my computer.
4. Hulu rocks.

While I was unable to post anything over the last few weeks, I do have some upbeat news. Well, at least it is for me and the family. The Suburban is officially mine because we got the title delivered last week. This might be a technicality once the Messiah and his cronies deem my vehicle to be the incorrect variety and force me to buy one from the newly create Government Motors.

**Update**

Well, my prediction was not far from the truth at all.

Due to technical difficulties with Wordpress, I could not get any post to load. It appears there was a an issue with the random header generator I was using. I’ve been going back and forth with my domain manager to resolve the problem and they finally fixed it today. More post forthcoming, they might not be as topical as when I wanted to post them but what can you do. I blame Obama.

The Messiah’s wife is a piece of work. I’m gonna have to come up with a good name for her that exemplifies the contempt she has for us normal people and the country as a whole.

First lady Michelle Obama called her “current life” in the White House “a very blessed situation, because I have what most families don’t have — tons of support all around, not just my mother, but staff and administration. I have a chief of staff and a personal assistant, and everyone needs that.”

Well duh! Of course it would be nice to have all those things, In fact I do have a Chief of Staff, I’m married to her. She’s worth everything.

During her 10-minute speech, Obama advocated for sick leave for parents, flexible work hours for employees and on-site child care, which she said “is something that keeps many of us up at night….You’re just wondering where are we going to put our children where we feel like that they’re being safe, that they’re safe and being loved. That will relieve many of the stresses that parents feel on the job throughout the day.” 

So putting your littles ones in a government run and regulated day care(indoctrination) system will solve the problem? Here’s the rub, if we weren’t taxed to the nines, maybe just maybe, one of the parents could stay home and raise the children. I can’t think of a better way to make sure “they’re safe and loved”. Isn’t that a funtion of the parental units?

Obama said she personally knows the challenges of balancing work and family “trying to do a good job at both — and always feeling like you’re not quite living up to either — and trying not to pit one against the other, really trying to balance.”

Oh, she knows personally? She gets a 300k job working for a hospital that hubby funnelled earmarked tax money too? Move along, nothing to see here. If that job was sooooo important, how come they never refilled the job when she left to soil the White House?

Here’s a scenario that I think will take place soon in the good ol’USA. A news flash comes on CNN.

Anchorwhore Tiffany:

FLASH, BREAKING NEWS!! Springfield, Illinois has been incinerated by an atomic device! Now, we switch over to Bob Blowhard, our closest reporter to the scene.

Bob:

Well, I’m standing here in Palm Beach, Florida in our specially fortified CNN bunker. Tragedy has struck the fly over country….yaaaaaaaaawn……..allegedly some sort of bomb has destroyed Springfield. No information yet of the whereabouts of a Mr. and Mrs. Homer J. Simpson or their 3 children.

Tiffany: 

Ummmm….Bob…..that’s the wrong Springfield.

Bob:

Ok, Whatever…..

Tiffany:

Now let’s turn it over to our Washington corespondent Mike Rotch who is attending a press conference by the President of the World Barack “don’t call me Hussein” Obama…obama…obama….ma….ma…ma.

Mike:

Mr. super awesome person who ever lived and my life is nothing compared to you President. Can you tell us your opinion on how Springfield is holding up?

Jesus:

Thank you Mr. Rotch……Mike is it? Mike Rotch……bwahahahahahahahaahhaha….. Who let this guy in? Next question. Yes, Ms. Buttreeks.

Maya Buttreeks:

Hello Dream cake…..

Jesus:

(whispering off stage) Rahm get that girls phone number.

Yes Ms. Buttreeks…your question?

Maya:

(faints on the spot)

Jesus:

Next question? Ok to you Bea O’Problem

Bea:

I’ve got one simple question for you Sir…..was there any possible way you and your staff, the CIA, NSA, FBI and the myriad of other organizations under your auspicious could have prevented this evil undertaking?

Jesus:

“It was a mistake,” Obama told reporters  before he went to visit FBI headquarters. “It was something we found out about along with all of you and it will not happen again.”

Tiffany:

Investigators at the scene have determined the unnamed Right wing Extremist are to blame despite the video issued from a cave in Pakistan showing an allegedly “terrorist” driving in a container truck into the middle of Springfield, getting out of said truck, firing up a giant generator and pushing the ignite button on a big ass bomb sitting out in the open on the back of the truck. It’s been disclosed to CNN from a reliable source that “Women, Children and Minorities Hurt Worst”.

Whoever decided to have a low flying a 747 do circuits around NYC, followed by a USAF jet, bringing back frightening memories to thousands of people, should be publicly flogged at the site of the former WTC. All this done so the Messiah could get a good photo-op? Good lord. Now I want to pose a question to all you Obamabot’s who over the previous 8 years decried, maligned and blamed everything under the sun on the “Bushitler regime”. If “the shrub” had done something like this, the losers on the left would be screaming for impeachment and death to the evil Bush. It would register 11 on the outrage meter. Fucking hypocrites, every single one of you.  Take a look of the video and tell me this didn’t scare the shiite out of people. What a bunch of insensitive fucktards.

It was supposed to be a photo opportunity, a showcase of Air Force One alongside the sweep of New York City skyline.

But as the low-flying Boeing 747 speeded in the shadows of skyscrapers, trailed by two fighter jets, the sight instead awakened barely dormant fears of a terrorist attack, causing a momentary panic that sent workers pouring out of buildings on both sides of the Hudson River.

“I thought there was some kind of an attack,” said Paul Nadler, who sprinted down more than 20 flights of stairs after watching the plane from his office in Jersey City shortly after 10 a.m. “We ran like hell.” In fact, the blue and white plane with “The United States of America” emblazoned on its side was one of two regularly used by the president. It was soaring above Lower Manhattan, Staten Island and Jersey City so government photographers could take pictures near the Statue of Liberty for publicity purposes.

Causing mass panic to a city that has seen enormous human loss at the hands of Jihadi’s driving planes into lower Manhattan to take pictures for publicity purposes.

As the fright wore off, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and other local leaders questioned why the Federal Aviation Administration had ordered local officials, including the New York Police Department, not to alert the public in advance.

An F.A.A. memo last week said information about the exercise “should only be shared with persons with a need to know” and “shall not be released to the public or the media.”

Now we wouldn’t want to tell  anybody because…..I still haven’t figured out why they didn’t tell anybody. Oh, now I know why they didn’t. it’s because…..

An FAA spokesman, Jim Peters, defended the event, calling it “a planned, pre-approved military flight over New York to take photos.” He said it was “pre-coordinated with everyone involved, including the city.”

Except that an FAA memo specifically warned officials that if they released information about the flights to the public or the press, they’d be violating the law.

It even cited a specific statute.

………………

As the fright wore off, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and other local leaders questioned why the Federal Aviation Administration had ordered local officials, including the New York Police Department, not to alert the public in advance.

An F.A.A. memo last week said information about the exercise “should only be shared with persons with a need to know” and “shall not be released to the public or the media.”

So they pressured the local government by using the rule of law to prevent the public from knowing what was going on.

Later, aides told reporters that President Obama was furious about the flyover when it was brought to his attention. The White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, conveyed the president’s anger in a meeting with the director of the White House Military Office, Louis Caldera, who issued the apology.

“Last week, I approved a mission over New York. I take responsibility for that decision,” Mr. Caldera said. “While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state and local authorities in New York and New Jersey, it’s clear that the mission created confusion and disruption. I apologize and take responsibility for any distress that flight caused.”

Paging a Mr. Louis Caldera, Mr. Louis Caldera, please report under the bus of Obama…STAT. Take your position next to Mr. Richardson, Rev. Wright, when you are done spewing vile will you please make some room to your left, lovely dress Ms. Solis but please allow for our new guest, Granny Obama, yes, your guvmint checks will still be coming, Joe “my IQ is higher than yours” Biden, when you finish talking about something you know nothing about, would you please move you and your hairplugs and let in Mr. Caldera.

Oh and I forgot to add something. How much did this fiasco cost us the taxpayers? We are, I am told, in one of the worst economic downturns since the ’30’s so why are we spending money like this on a photo-op? Just another reason not to trust the judgment of the temporary occupant of the WH.

Here are a few dire predictions of the Glowball warming crowd culled together in one spot for easy elocution.

“We have about five more years at the outside to do something.”
• Kenneth Watt, ecologist

“Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind.”
• George Wald, Harvard Biologist

“We are in an environmental crisis which threatens the survival of this nation, and of the world as a suitable place of human habitation.”
• Barry Commoner, Washington University biologist
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Well it appears the Obamafuhrer is pointing it in that direction. Take a gander at this article and some of the new requirements being floated.

“a workable, fair, and reasonable mandatory service requirement for all able young people.”

Excuse me? Mandatory service? In my book that is nothing more than forced slavery.

It anticipates the possibility of requiring “all individuals in the United States” to perform such service – including elementary school students. 

So what if I don’t want to do this mandatory service? Will there be fines? Jail time?

The bill also summons up unsettling memories of World War II-era paramilitary groups by saying  the new program should “combine the best practices of civilian service with the best aspects of military service,” while establishing “campuses” that serve as “operational headquarters,” complete with “superintendents” and “uniforms” for all participants. It allows for the elimination of all age restrictions in order to involve Americans at all stages of life. And it calls for creation of “a permanent cadre” in a “National Community Civilian Corps.”

Tha paragraph should give pause to all Americans who care about freedom. I thought is was Bushitler that was going to create a fascist regime, sending people to re-education camps, turning the country in to religious fundamentalist totalitarian country? I knew he wasn’t but I bet you didn’t think The Messiah would try. The only difference is the religion of the left is unfettered government intrusion to all aspects of life. Hey Ma, I was just down at the “operational HQ”, look at these cool brown shirts the “cadre” is letting us wear. So spiffy, I like the armband the best.

But that’s not all. The bill also calls for “youth engagement zones” in which “service learning” is “a mandatory part of the curriculum in all of the secondary schools served by the local educational agency.” This updated form of voluntary community service is also to be “integrated into the science, technology, engineering and mathematics curricula” at all levels of schooling. 

I love the way the left twists the meaning of words around  in an Orwellian Newspeak fashion to make it sound innocuous and harmless. Like undocumented worker instead of illegal alien. I know some of you will say it’s voluntary but something can’t be voluntary AND mandatory at the same time.  In this case “Service learning” is nothing more than indoctrination, plain and simple.

“War is Peace; Freedom is Slavery; Ignorance is Strength.”

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H/T Instapundit

I’m so sorry googling “Kuku ye shevid obaqala” does not lead any results for the intertube impaired. Is it possible that Google is racist against towel head dishes? Let’s say a friend, we will call her Jennifer Saltmarsh-Manullang, not her real name, because who would choose a name like that? I mean honestly, you can’t make that shiite up. Ok, back to whatever the freck I was saying. It appears there is some paranoia running rampant down around the corner. She has accused Moi of trying to punk her by slipping some nafarious ingredients in one of my famous Persian dishes. Naughty, naughty Jennifer Saltmarsh-Manullang, not her real name, I dare say why would I taint something that I will probably be eating the entier 8 x 8 pyrex dish filled with gastronomic nirvana as a prank? Fear not, I’m preparing the gourmet masterpiece tonight and plan on sharing with Jennifer Saltmarsh-Manullang, not her real name. Why would I want to punk her by sabotaging greatness with the outcome probably ending up with me having to care for her 2 dear ones? Again!

Thanks to Persian Kitchen for the photo.

Evidently, some bright representative’s from the progressive state of Oregon has found a new way to squeeze more money out of the already over-taxed citizenry. Don’t you think I pick on only Democrap’s around here, I’m an equal opportunity hater of any of these clowns regardless of party affiliation. The fact they know the bill will go nowhere yet still offer it up just to get a bit more moola out of us is disgusting. $54 every 2 years to register each bike if you are an adult. In my house that would equate to a $270 bill. I don’t even pay that much in car registration. Damn, I shouldn’t have said that. It might give these yahoo’s ideas.

I finally got around to updating the blogroll. It’s amazing how fast blogs can come and go. Hopefully, all the links are fixed but you never know.

I was scanning my referral page to see who’s coming the world of Kaos and I found this site.  NSFW It’s some punk band from god knows where, Phillipines? Myanmar? Something about the background interested me, where have I seen this before? It looks awfully familiar. Then it hit me. It’s MINE!!!11! I hope they understand that I demand remuneration and of course tons and tons of credit and free publicity. Yep, that’s the ticket.

This is too funny, JACKPOT!

h/t The Jawa Report

This is the outstanding thinking of our local representatives. Let’s tax the shiite out of the only business that actually makes money in Oregon. Who do you think this will hurt the most? It won’t be people with extra money to spend or the looters who wrote the legislation, it will just fleece the middle and lower class shlubs, like me. BTW, check out the party affiliation of these asshats. Whoops, they didn’t seem to mention it, did they?

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work

Just for Jen.

and where do I go to get that hour back? All I know is we are in deep, deep, deep shiite as a country if this is how the next generation acts in a difficult situation. I’ve never heard such a bunch of whiny, petulant, narcissistic, selfish and spoiled people in my entire 44 years.  After a while I just had to plug my ears or I was going to commit some heinous crime against the TV. If I ever see any of these people in person, maybe standing in line at Starbuck’s as they bitch to the Barista about how their decaf-mocha-latte-piss-in-a-cup isn’t quite up to snuff.  I’m going to go to my car and get out that special Louisville Slugger I have for such occasions and go postal on them.

Where’s the outrage? Where’s the gnashing of teeth and how GWB doesn’t care about the little people? Oh I forgot, he’s not the President anymore. How do you explain this little nugget?

MURRAY, Ky. (AP) - Utility crews renewed work in subfreezing temperatures Saturday in their effort to put the power back on for nearly a million customers left in the dark by an ice storm that crippled parts of several states this week.

Thousands of people in ice-caked Kentucky awoke in motels and shelters, asked to leave their homes by authorities who said emergency teams in some areas were too strapped to reach everyone in need of food, water and warmth. (emphasis mine).

…..

Dozens of deaths have been reported and many people are pleading for a faster response to the power outages. About 536,000 homes and businesses across Kentucky were without power, down from more than 600,000 the largest outage in state history, surpassing the damage last year from the remnants of Hurricane Ike. (emphasis mine)

I guess if you’re a redneck from Western Kentucky (cue banjo music) and you don’t rate highly on the Obamessiah’s donation list you are just SOL.

The outages disabled water systems in much of the western part of the state, where some in rural areas resorted to dipping buckets in a creek. Authorities warned it could be days or weeks before power was restored in the most remote spots.

Who is responsible for FEMA?

Local officials grew angrier at what they said was a lack of help from the state and the Federal Emergency Management Agency.

……..

“We’ve got people out in some areas we haven’t even visited yet,” Smith said. “We don’t even know that they’re alive.”

Smith said FEMA was still a no-show days after the storm. (emphasis mine)

Let’s play the guessing game. What party affiliation do you think the govenor of Kentucky is? You never be able to tell from the artical. Well, I guess you could since the lack of one indicates it is a capital D.

Where is Obambi during all this? Hosting a Super Bowl party at the toasty White House for all his cronies. It reminds me of that line in Animal Farm by George Orwell,  ALL ANIMALS ARE EQUAL, BUT SOME ANIMALS ARE MORE EQUAL THAN OTHERS.

Before when the Obamessiah was pandering to get your votes,

Pitching his message to Oregon’s environmentally-conscious voters, Obama called on the United States to “lead by example” on global warming, and develop new technologies at home which could be exported to developing countries.
“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.
“That’s not leadership. That’s not going to happen,” he added. (emphasis mine)

Now,

The capital flew into a bit of a tizzy when, on his first full day in the White House, President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office without his suit jacket. There was, however, a logical explanation: Mr. Obama, who hates the cold, had cranked up the thermostat.

“He’s from Hawaii, O.K.?” said Mr. Obama’s senior adviser, David Axelrod, who occupies the small but strategically located office next door to his boss. “He likes it warm. You could grow orchids in there.” (emphasis mine)

Well bo-fucking-hoo. Poor itty bitty Obambi doesn’t like the cold because he’s from Hawaii. Also,I guess I’ll just have satisfy myself on regular old steak since I can’t afford $59 a pound Kobe steak.  GWB would have been ripped a new one, but the reporters nowadays would have to get up off their knee’s and disengage from The One’s cock to notice. FUCK YOU!

**Update Below**

Saturday night, a deranged lunatic opened fire in front of a downtown Portland underage night club killing 2 innocent teenagers. One of those was my neighbor’s daughter’s best friend. The other was a exchange student attending high school in Hood River where a relative of my wife is the Assistant Principal. Add that to the fact the murderer bought the gun from a pawn shop owned by a former neighbor of mine. Too close for comfort I’m afraid. Before all you nuts get your panties in a knot and blame the availability of guns for this tragic situation, I call shenanigans. The a$$hat was fucked up in the head, he could have easily driven his car up on the sidewalk and run them down or used a knife causing the same amount if not more damage.

In the artical I linked, once again our esteemed betters blame just about everything but the culprit himself. Violent Video games? Riiiiiight, if that was the case I personally would be responsible for shooting people on a daily basis.

An initial review of his computer seized from his apartment showed a preoccupation with violent video games, and some e-mails displaying potential anger toward preppies, investigators said.

Violent Video games? Riiiiiight, if that was the case I personally would be responsible for shooting people on a daily basis.

While a student at McNary High School in Keizer, Ayala was a “student of concern,” Eckhart said. Sgt. Rich Austria said Ayala had “behavioral problems that involved local police intervention.

Hellllo, is this enough of a red flag to get this guy some help prior to his melt down? Oh yeah, they did.

Detectives’ brief interview with Ayala’s mother at the hospital this week revealed that he had been hospitalized and on medication when he was younger for depression or other mental health problems, but he wasn’t taking medication recently, Detective Mark Slater said.

This begs the question, where the hell were his parents and or family? Oh here it is.

On Jan. 7, Ayala returned to the store, interested in purchasing the gun, but he didn’t have the proper identification. Because he was not a U.S. citizen, Ayala, a native of Mexico, needed to have a resident card, and at least three months of utility bills, Kellim said.

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Ayala returned to the Milwaukie pawnshop two days later, on Jan. 9, with the proper paperwork, which he left with the store clerk. The store ran a background check, and Ayala returned late in the afternoon to pick up the gun when the sale was approved.

How much do you want to bet these docs were bought somewhere?

Office administrator Wendy Nelson-Baca said she hadn’t spoken to Ayala since he left a year and a half ago. But she remembered him as a good employee who came to work every day. “Erik was our top employee in terms of reaching performance standards both for production and low error rates,” she said.

Of course this is always the case. Little Johnny couldn’t have done such a thing, he was always such a nice boy. Rubbish.

**Update**

Because of this I blame Barack Hussein Obama. Why not? I’ve heard nothing for the last four years that was not blamed on GWB. Glowball warming(its the Sun you morons), oil prices rising(supply and demand anybody?), Hurricane Katrina (controlling the weather?), civil liberties being curtailed (somebody please name one instance of this?), starving children (I suppose thats why we have an epedemic of obese children, so I’m told), terrorism (Of course, that just started when he enter office) and even Mel Gibson’s tirade is all his fault. All I have to say is you lefties will reap what you sow, so get used to it.

Let me get this straight, no pun intended, a prominent Republican politician lies about having sex an affair with someone who is underage. The media coverage would be wall to wall scandal reporting, noting over and over and over again the political affiliation of the perp. See Mark Foley and Larry Craig, count how many times the party is listed. Take note of the Oregonian’s blurb on their website, nary a mention of which party he belongs to. Why is it not mentioned? No media bias here, move along, nothing to see. ITS FOR THE CHILDREN!

I’ve come to conclude that Facebook is the crack of the ’00’s. I signed up back around Christmas when we were house bound with the “ARCTIC BLAST”!!11! I’m now looking for a 12 step problem to help me get over it. Not really. It’s a blast. I’ve started reconnecting with people I’ve not heard or seen or thought of since the mid ’80’s. Keeping tabs on my neices and their wild exploits while at college. Note, never, ever tell your parents you have a Facebook page and definitely DO NOT add them as a friend. It’s an amazing package allowing you to search for people you went to high school or college and drop them a line or comment on what they are up to. I’m collecting friends faster than Lindsey Lohan is girlfriends/boyfriends.

Last night after I returned from a small party at our neighbors house and I’d finished making sure some things at work were taken care of, I sat down to watch a little boob tube. While flipping thru the channels, I came across one of my favorite movies of all time, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly on American Movies Classics. I’m sipping an adult beverage reveling in the glory of Clint Eastwood using and abusing Eli Wallach and Lee Van Cleef when I was presented with this stunner of a commercial.

Is there nothing sacred anymore? What’s next? Ad’s for butt plugs and cock rings?

If you haven’t heard by now, it appears GlowBall Warming appears to be a…………bullshiite. Since the 14th of December we’ve had nothing but below freezing temps and about 2 feet of snow. Add to that about 1/2 inch of freezing rain and you have a recipe for . The high temp, as far as the crack Kaos Theory meteorologist I employ has relayed to me, has been 35 degrees. Here are some pics you might enjoy.

These first 2 were from the 14th floowed by 2 from the 22nd.

All the local news channels have their panties in a knot about the impending arctic blast we are going (supposed to) to have with in the next few hours. When it happens, I’ll believe it. The weather people up here are about as reliable as the big 3 auto makers. Here’s a screen grab from my weatherbug alert. Impressive.

We live smack dab in the middle of that.

Whilst battling the evil virus called Manualang-a-lang-a-ding-dong (be-bop-a-loo-la), I got to thinking about what is consider racist. Suppose a portion of American society, I’ll call them Peloponnesian-Americans, voted every election year in and year out in favor of one poltical party in a 95% - 5% ratio. Then add to that mix, a Peloponnesian-American was elected high pooh-bah of the country and the Peloponnesian-Americans voted in this same 95% - 5% ratio. wouldn’t this be racist? Reverse this scenario and replace Peloponnesian-Americans with white Americans. Wouldn’t this be racist? Talk amongst yourselves.

OK, looks like all the Obamatron’s have got some ’splaining to do. I posit this question; What if GWB had been caught doing this? The MSM would be creaming in their pants and it would be the first story during the nightly propaganda shows. I’m going to link the original story as proof because I suspect it will be changed before the print dries on my post. Add this to the 57 States in the Union gaff during the election cycle.

Here’s the Youtube video of it. His defense? Poor itty bitty Obama was tired. Get used to it Barry, you’re not going to get much sleep over the next four years as the rest of the evil world takes advantage of your milk toast attitude towards national defense.

1. Israel will bomb the shit out of Iran

2. Iran will Nuke Israel

3. Obama will yank the troops out of Iraq ensuring Iraq will become a proxy state of Iran; snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

4. Socialized Medicine will be enacted resulting in deaths to many of our seasoned citizens due to long wait times. I hope your families are healthy. (BTW, where will all those Canadian’s go for their emergency care?)

5. Taxes on those earning combined $100,000 will skyrocket.

6. The producers of wealth will go John Galt, curtailing entrepreneurship and stifling job growth.

7. Unemployment will hit 10%.

8. The stock market will go even lower.

9. It will be considered racist to oppose anything the American Communist Democrat Party and by extension The Obamessiah tries to say or enact.

10. There will be a scandal in the Obama regime but nobody will know about it because the Lame Stream Press will turn a blind eye. Also see #9.

11. Somebody in my neighborhood will lose their job and not because they are doing a bad job. See #5.

12. Joe Biden will stick his foot in his mouth over and over but nobody will notice. See #10.

13. Energy prices will go up and up and up and up and up because the Green lobby will have the ear of the Messiah. No new power plants either of the coal or Nuke variety. Windfall taxes on Oil companies will force the U. S. to import even more oil from petro-thugs like Venezuela. Thank God I don’t have to commute, yet.

14. A Nuke will go off somewhere in the continental U. S.

15. More illegal immigrants will come to the states to take advantage of #4, exasperating #5, #7 and #8.

16. George W. Bush will be blamed for the previous 15.

I saw this last week but it exemplifies exactly what happens when somebody, who thinks they have YOUR best interest at heart but their real motive is raw power. Well, you know, they are so much smarter than you shlubs in fly over country. God forbid, oh shit I said God, people should have control over the money they earned. All I can say is, Redistribute this(insert picture of me flipping the bird).

In a local restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08″ tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference–just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application

After years and years of the left educating the children in fluffy feel good nonsense, forget the 3 R’s, we get what we pay for. Listen to this Howard Stern recording where he sent out a “reporter” to ask if they support the Obamessiah and why.