I was laying in bed last night after being awoken by the local owl devouring another neighborhood cat when I thought of the answer to the illegal immigration problem. It’s really quite simple. First thing is to amend the tax code to a flat tax of let’s say 10 – 12 %. By doing this you would eliminate about 90% of the IRS employees. Second, you give these former employees the option of being let go entirely or they can work for boarder security. Be that erecting the wall from San Diego the Gulf of Mexico or patrolling the border it doesn’t matter to me. The cost to the Federal government would be the same regardless. Some other options include a giant flaming ditch along the border, stocking the Rio Grand with Pirhanas or having Jack Bauer do it himself. I ask, you decide.