I just love when the Oregon Ducks football team melts down again at the end of the season. Such a promising year dashed to rags due to horrible coaching and questionable concern for the health of your players. Just 3 weeks ago it was all so close, sitting pretty in the BCS standings, 3 wins away from a date in New Orleans but it all came crashing down in the desert in Arizona. However, when it came down to crunch time, when Rose Bowls or Championships are decided, it is once again the mighty men from Troy clutching roses in their teeth and celebrating another victory over their cross town rivals, UCLA aka the fighting Dullards. Once again the Ducks wilt but instead of taking it like men, the play the victim card. Oh we had so many injuries, if it wasn’t for those pesky injuries we would have at least 3 national championships by now. Okay Duck fan, SHUT YOUR PIEHOLE! I hope that trip to El Paso is going to be fun. Make sure to take in all those fantastic sites and things to do in southern Texas like spot the blond or women donkey wrestling. If anybody should be complaining about injuries it’s the Trojan’s. We lost two O line players on the same play, a quarterback playing with a broken finger and too many others to list. With all of this, they still end up winning the conference champoinship for the record sixth consectutive time and just missed a perfect record by a total of 8 points. To finish up this little football rant, I want to throw out kudo’s to Karl Dorrell. Thank you for being one of the worst coaches ever to guide those gutty little Bruins. You’ve enabled, in part, to make recruiting in So Cal easier for Pete Carroll. Also, what the feck were you trying to do at the end of the game? You’re only down 17 – 7 and have just stopped the Trojans on third and 3 at the goal line forcing the Trojans to either go for it or kick a FG. Instead of declining the penalty, you, in your infinite wisdom, decide to take the penalty and give Booty another shot at the end zone. What happend next is what happens to a team with an idiot coach. I trully hope they don’t fire you but give you a lifetime contract. You are one of the best things to happen to Trojan football in years.
This is for Cheeshead Todd. I thought your Badgers were going to end up in the Alamo bowl, I was wrong it’s the Outback Bowl. Bwahahahahaha! Don’t eat all that blooming onion in one sitting, you might get a tummy ache.