Comments for The Kaos Theory http://dndnl.com/WordPress Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:00:49 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Comment on Lost: One 50″ Plasma TV. by kaos http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=661&cpage=1#comment-10892 kaos Thu, 02 Jul 2009 18:00:49 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=661#comment-10892 I've been watching a bunch of "Family Guy" episodes on Hulu when everybody else is in bed. Very funny. I think Stewie is my new favorite character. One of my favorite lines from the Simpson's is when Homer invents a device to apply make up. He points and shoots at Marg and she exclaims, "Homer, you got it set on whore"! Almost wet my pants. I’ve been watching a bunch of “Family Guy” episodes on Hulu when everybody else is in bed. Very funny. I think Stewie is my new favorite character. One of my favorite lines from the Simpson’s is when Homer invents a device to apply make up. He points and shoots at Marg and she exclaims, “Homer, you got it set on whore”! Almost wet my pants.

]]> Comment on Lost: One 50″ Plasma TV. by jmanullang http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=661&cpage=1#comment-10891 jmanullang Thu, 02 Jul 2009 17:03:18 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=661#comment-10891 Remember a few years ago when TV sucked? Sometimes I miss those days. I don't think I could live 11 days without it anymore. In honor of your busted tube, here are some of my favorite TV-related quotes from The Simpsons: "When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!" TV Announcer: "The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum." Homer: "Mmm... beer." "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day." "I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?" (Grampa Simpson) Homer: "Let's just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV." Remember a few years ago when TV sucked? Sometimes I miss those days. I don’t think I could live 11 days without it anymore. In honor of your busted tube, here are some of my favorite TV-related quotes from The Simpsons:

“When will I learn? The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle. They’re on TV!”

TV Announcer: “The following is a public service announcement. Excessive alcohol consumption can cause liver damage and cancer of the rectum.” Homer: “Mmm… beer.”

“It’s not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 hours of TV a day.”

“I always get the blame around here! Who threw a cane at the TV? Who fell into the china hutch? Who got their dentures stuck on the toilet?” (Grampa Simpson)

Homer: “Let’s just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV.”

]]> Comment on Kuku ye shevid obaqala by jmanullang http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=643&cpage=1#comment-10845 jmanullang Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:36:28 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=643#comment-10845 Poor made-up girl, Jennifer. She's probably crying over your made-up hurtfulness right now: http://jmanullang.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-22-you-cant-make-that-shiite-up.htm Poor made-up girl, Jennifer. She’s probably crying over your made-up hurtfulness right now: http://jmanullang.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-22-you-cant-make-that-shiite-up.htm

]]> Comment on The Obamesshiah!!!111! by jmanullang http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=635&cpage=1#comment-10838 jmanullang Sat, 07 Feb 2009 01:10:23 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=635#comment-10838 Excellent disguise! That doesn't look very much like you at all, Darby. I mean, aside from the 'fro. Excellent disguise! That doesn’t look very much like you at all, Darby. I mean, aside from the ‘fro.

]]> Comment on Huh? by kaos http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=630&cpage=1#comment-10836 kaos Mon, 02 Feb 2009 04:12:11 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=630#comment-10836 Deal, we just need to find out who will bankroll us, but isn't that the problem? Deal, we just need to find out who will bankroll us, but isn’t that the problem?

]]> Comment on Huh? by jmanullang http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=630&cpage=1#comment-10835 jmanullang Mon, 02 Feb 2009 03:03:49 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=630#comment-10835 Yes, the hypocrisy is insane. Darby, you and me gotta run for co-president. We'll be the "Cut the Bullshit" party. Politicians will hate us but everyone else will think we're awesome. Deal? :) Yes, the hypocrisy is insane. Darby, you and me gotta run for co-president. We’ll be the “Cut the Bullshit” party. Politicians will hate us but everyone else will think we’re awesome. Deal?
:)

]]> Comment on Huh? by kaos http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=630&cpage=1#comment-10834 kaos Mon, 02 Feb 2009 01:27:56 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=630#comment-10834 My main point is the unbalanced coverage and it's consequences for the whole of the country. If all your news comes from the MSM be it the newspapers, CNN, NBC, CBS etc, the public gets the short shrift because all they get is one side of the equation. Not everybody seeks out different opinions on the news of the day b/c they have more immediate pressing matters such as their families and jobs. So all they hear is how bad the conservatives are and they are going to pollute the water, take away your pensions and send your children to fight in Iraq even though none of that is true. If you tell the lie enough it becomes the truth and the MSM is the arbiter of the information that most people use to make this differentiation. My main problem is the MSM cast themselves as "objective" which is far from the truth, they are agenda driven and I would be happy if they just admitted this up front as opposed to going about their coverage cloaked in this "objective" persona. We do agree in the main point that you bring it up by stating "If these conservative jackasses would just shut up about their high morals it wouldn’t be such a big deal when they’re found in compromising positions." To me this is hypocrisy, just as libs go about telling us plebes how to live our lives but exempt themselves from following the rules they pass. Cut greenhouse emissions, but we'll fly private planes belching CO2 and have ginormous houses that use more energy than we use in 10 years etc. I'm personally sick and tired of it regardless of the political party. My main point is the unbalanced coverage and it’s consequences for the whole of the country. If all your news comes from the MSM be it the newspapers, CNN, NBC, CBS etc, the public gets the short shrift because all they get is one side of the equation. Not everybody seeks out different opinions on the news of the day b/c they have more immediate pressing matters such as their families and jobs. So all they hear is how bad the conservatives are and they are going to pollute the water, take away your pensions and send your children to fight in Iraq even though none of that is true. If you tell the lie enough it becomes the truth and the MSM is the arbiter of the information that most people use to make this differentiation. My main problem is the MSM cast themselves as “objective” which is far from the truth, they are agenda driven and I would be happy if they just admitted this up front as opposed to going about their coverage cloaked in this “objective” persona. We do agree in the main point that you bring it up by stating “If these conservative jackasses would just shut up about their high morals it wouldn’t be such a big deal when they’re found in compromising positions.” To me this is hypocrisy, just as libs go about telling us plebes how to live our lives but exempt themselves from following the rules they pass. Cut greenhouse emissions, but we’ll fly private planes belching CO2 and have ginormous houses that use more energy than we use in 10 years etc. I’m personally sick and tired of it regardless of the political party.

]]> Comment on Huh? by jmanullang http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=630&cpage=1#comment-10833 jmanullang Sun, 01 Feb 2009 23:39:22 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=630#comment-10833 I totally agree, Darby, that this is imbalanced reporting (to say the least). But when the Mark Foleys and Larry Craigs go around condemning exactly what they hate about themselves and then are caught with their pants down, the media likes to over-mention their political affiliations. Fair? No way. Hilarious? Definitely. If these conservative jackasses would just shut up about their high morals it wouldn't be such a big deal when they're found in compromising positions. That being said, I'm really disappointed in Sam Adams. I wished I was a Portland resident a few months ago so I could vote for the guy because I've always admired him (and you know I love my gays). Now? I'm just glad it doesn't matter what I think. I totally agree, Darby, that this is imbalanced reporting (to say the least). But when the Mark Foleys and Larry Craigs go around condemning exactly what they hate about themselves and then are caught with their pants down, the media likes to over-mention their political affiliations. Fair? No way. Hilarious? Definitely. If these conservative jackasses would just shut up about their high morals it wouldn’t be such a big deal when they’re found in compromising positions.

That being said, I’m really disappointed in Sam Adams. I wished I was a Portland resident a few months ago so I could vote for the guy because I’ve always admired him (and you know I love my gays). Now? I’m just glad it doesn’t matter what I think.

]]> Comment on Why Isn’t This Racist? by jmanullang http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=619&cpage=1#comment-10832 jmanullang Fri, 14 Nov 2008 20:55:42 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=619#comment-10832 Your evil virus (which YOU'RE WELCOME for, by the way) is making you crazy, talkin' 'bout Polynesians and Armenians and erection years and partying with Pol Pot. So confusing! And possibly rapist! Your evil virus (which YOU’RE WELCOME for, by the way) is making you crazy, talkin’ ’bout Polynesians and Armenians and erection years and partying with Pol Pot. So confusing! And possibly rapist!

]]> Comment on My Predictions for the Next 4 years by kaos http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=616&cpage=1#comment-10831 kaos Sat, 08 Nov 2008 22:35:11 +0000 http://dndnl.com/WordPress/?p=616#comment-10831 Absolutely! Absolutely!

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