The Kaos Theory

Review of my Predictions

kaos — Sat, 02 Jan 2010 18:20:20 +0000

Back in November 2008, after the Obamessiah was elected, I set out a few predictions I thought would take place in the four years of Obambi. Take a gander and tell me how off i was and we still have 3 more years of this buffoon.

#4 - too early to tell but it’s a coming.

#5 - ding ding ding

#6 - some of this is happening, you just won’t see the MSM reporting on it.

#7 - Damn, he even beat that in the first 6 months.

#9 - It didn’t take long for this to come true and is a staple response to anybody who disagrees with the One.

#10 - Almost one year into the reign of the Chosen One, this is a daily refrain to cover any misdeeds, “man made” accidents that threaten to cast a bad light upon our glorious leader.

6 out of ten in 11 months, I hope I’m proven wrong about the others but I doubt it.

Happy New Year…..

kaos — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 16:32:14 +0000

to all 4 of my readers.

My Take on Tiger Woods…

kaos — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 21:24:23 +0000

What’s the big frickin deal? So he screws around behind his wife and family in epic fashion but other than the pain caused them, where’s the problem? He will either reconcile with her or not. What I don’t get is the sanctimonious bull krep that the self-proclaimed, pure is the driven snow, Mass Media? If these journal-jizzers actual do their job and take a look at the 535 buffoons leading this country over a cliff. How many of these wastes of humanity have screwed over their families, the list is endless. Leave the sensationalist reporting to the likes of the Enquirer.

Where the H*ll Am I?

kaos — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 05:40:28 +0000

Wow, sorry for the long interval of unpostitude. I’ve been distracted again with all those things that make an easy excuse. Soccer, Piano blah blah blah. However, they are tiny episodes in the life of your child making it a nice moment. In this instance, a bunch of 7/8 year old girls actually listened and executed what the coach/adult taught them in practice. It was like one of those commercials where they super-impose little light bulbs above peoples heads, out of a team of 10 that day, there were at least 6 with their bulbs alight. Very nice. Now, I wish my precious one would accord me the same…um…benefit of the doubt?

Lastly, I still poke around Facebook quite a bunch, if anything just to get a giggle from Jen’s stuff. All ways a laugh riot. I know now, I must have to much time on my hand or I have to find a 12 step program for Internet Users. Which gets me to a peculiar game on Facebook strangely addicting to me. I’m not sure what causes me to just transfix on Wii-like figures purchase cheap food from my stupid diner and why am I so worried about when the next FRIGGEN POT ROAST IS GONNA COME OUT OF THE OVEN!!

No comment.

Happy Birthday Pop

kaos — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 16:01:07 +0000

Priceless

kaos — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 19:49:35 +0000

Anybody who thinks this is racist can lick my sweaty balls.

Lost: One 50″ Plasma TV. The Saga Continues

kaos — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:23:13 +0000

I’ve lost all my energy in dealing with the morons at Best Buy. I finally got on Saturday from another manager, Armando, to inform me the parts to remedy the black screen issue won’t arrive until mid August. I’m not sure which year, I should have asked. Fortunately, they offered to replace the entire TV with a brand spanking new one. It better be of equal or more $ than the one I originally bought. He asked if I wanted it delivered and I said no thanks, I’ll come by and pick it up. So I left the situation at that and later during the weekend I decided it would be better to have them deliver it and set up the cabling etc, so I called back and talked to Armando again and asked if I could have it delivered. He said the earliest he could get it out to me would be Thursday and I said in no I think this Monday would be fine. Well, he states in that voice only a minimum wage associate of a large electronics dealer that this would be impossible to do because they contract out to the delivery and the route was already finalized, blah, blah blah. In other words he didn’t care one iota about the customer who has spent thousands of dollars in his store over the years. He kept saying Thursday and I responded Monday. Thursday, Monday, Thursday, Monday……… I was getting nowhere with this little piss ant and explained to him over and over the story and how I expected the delivery Monday…FINAL. He started getting snippy with me and I lost it. Dropped a few F-bombs on his sorry ass and let him know exactly how I felt. Later in the same day I got a message on my answering machine that they would deliver it THURSDAY! I resigned myself to the fate of having absolutely no control over the problem and didn’t return his call. This leads me up to about 20 minutes ago when I get another call from another person saying since I didn’t respond to the phone call, (Which I did) the delivery had been pushed back to FRIDAY! Keeping what little of my composure I had left, I told the associate I would be down to pick it up myself but please keep open the delivery until I could get me somebody to help with the install. Here’s the other kicker to this saga, if I’d kept the delivery for Friday, all Best Buy would have done was drop off the set and do a minimal install (sound). You see, I would have had to wait until after the 14th to have the Geek Squad do a full install. Unfriggin-believeable!!11!

Lost: One 50″ Plasma TV. Update

kaos — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 22:02:04 +0000

This story seems to be never ending. While on our way to get a new front door knob, the other one broke some how. I notice I have a message on my cell phone. It’s from the Geek Squad informing me the part from Samsung will be delayed and could I give them a call. Since I was going to Home Depot and Best Buy is in the same vicinity, I would drop by and find out what their problem was. We queue up in front of the Geek Squad counter and wait for the next geek to talk to. Finally, a big sweaty kid with bad acne asks if he can help us. I explain the story and add the new info about the part delay and he say’s come with me. He waddles us over to the section of the store where they sell the TV’s and tells us to wait at the kiosk. He comes back armed with another cohort and I have to re-explain the situation to him. He asks another associate about what they can do and she tell us to go talk to “Sam”. We’ve lost acne boy and now are stuck with the cohort and he escorts us back towards the Geek Squad counter, tells us to wait right here. We wait. Finally, he comes back from the bowels of the store and says there are 2 things we can do. He can try to expedite the situation with Samsung or the manager would offer us a great price on a new TV and when our other is fixed we could just return it. WTF! That’s a policy I would have never expected from any company. I asked him if they could just loan me a TV and I’ll return it when mines fixed. He states they cannot do this so the wife pipes up, “I want to speak to the manager” and the cohort lumbers off to fetch him. After a few minutes “Jake” comes to talk to us. Jake? I thought they told us to talk to Sam? I’m beginning to think this is a ploy by the store to completely flummox me and it’s working to perfection. We run thru the litany again and ask why can’t the store just loan me a TV and he goes on trying to justify it with some krep about inventory blah blah blah. At this point I’m not listening anymore and I want out, quickly. As I start to walk away, he gets into his manager mode and asks for our name and phone number and says he will personally look into it. I’ve my doubts and don’t expect a call in the near future.

Lost: One 50″ Plasma TV.

kaos — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:17:17 +0000

A week ago last Sunday as I was watching the latest going’s on in Iran on CNN, when our Sumsung Plasma TV took a ginormous krep. It started by doing some weird triangular pixalation from right to left on the screen. At first I thought this was due to the HD cable channels. We’ve had some issues on the HD channels recently so I flipped over to analog and it was doing the same thing. Not good, not good at all. I thought maybe it was still the cable company’s fault (sorry Van, it’s NEVER Comcast’s fault LOL) and decided I would power cycle the modem to see if that would rectify the situation. But before I could get my a$$ of the sofa and unplug it, the whole screen went blank. Deep dark blank. Nooooooooooooo!!elevenses!! What the h*ll am I supposed to do now? Kaos without a TV is like a day without sunshine or a normal day up here from December to April. So I went to bed hoping the plasma pixies would come during the night and when I awoke the TV would be good as new. I got up and the first thing I did was check the TV, deader than a liberal’s economic policies. FAIL!!!11! I then called the Geek Squad, a perfect name, no? They asked all the pertinent questions to ensure I was who I said I was and informed me the next service call available was Thursday. I questioned why it would take so long and they said that they were booked until then. Probably because of a rash of service calls on plasma TV’s I thought to myself. I responded to the Techie that somebody will be here at the appointed time, I’m always here. Where I’m I gonna go? Don’t they know I never leave my house except for beer and golf? Sheesh, some people. Well back to the story, the service guy comes and runs a bunch of tests on it. Menu screen, nothing, diagnostic screen, nothing. He then logs on to the Samsung website and does some more research. Still nothing. Then he starts a live chat with them and lo and behold the entire TV is shot. Great, this is gonna cost me, I know it. He goes into my account and checks to see what warranty I have on the TV. Well guess what, this is to all you people who scoff at buying extended warranties, BLOW ME. Everything is covered until August 2010. If I didn’t have this it would have cost me over $1100 dollars to fix it. Yes, $1100. Oh yeah, guess what the fix is? That’s right, a whole new TV. Ok, now we have a solution to the problem which leads to another problem, when are they going get me the new TV. The techie calls his dispatch to find out when it will arrive and he states like it’s just another day at the park, July 7th. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! 11 friggin more days without my electronic brain. I reluctantly agree to the timetable and wonder what I’m gonna do for 11 days, what about my wife and Food TV and my daughter and ICarly, me and the Hitler channel? Here’s some things I’ve learned.

You can listen to Sports Center on ESPN and pretty much get the same satisfaction level.
I’m going to bed much earlier than before, hence no need for the midday nap session.
I would kill myself if the same thing happened to my computer.
Hulu rocks..

One more thing…Updated

kaos — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:06:51 +0000

While I was unable to post anything over the last few weeks, I do have some upbeat news. Well, at least it is for me and the family. The Suburban is officially mine because we got the title delivered last week. This might be a technicality once the Messiah and his cronies deem my vehicle to be the incorrect variety and force me to buy one from the newly create Government Motors.

**Update**

Well, my prediction was not far from the truth at all.