The esteemed “Cheese Head” Todd, whose Wisconsin Badger football team hasn’t won a National Championship in Football in eons, make that NEVER, sent me this little ditty. I’m just passing it on, you know, because it’s from Todd. Have I mentioned the team he roots for hasn’t won…….. Oh I almost forgot, here it is.
A very ugly woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.
The Wal-Mart Greeter asks, “Are they twins?”
The ugly woman says, “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.”
“Why? Do you think they really look alike?”
“No,” replies the greeter, “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice.”
BTW, if you google search for “cheesehead Todd” I’m number one. And I got that going for me.