How many of you out there know that there are organized leagues playing Rock Paper Scissors? How many thought you could make $50K in one event? I give you this fine evening a Mr. Jaime Langridge current USARPS champion for 2007 and $50K richer for it. Page down from the top of the USARPS link and you’ll come across a extremely disturb young man known as Master Rosh. He looks like they shot the picture mid shiite. Dude’s gonna give himself a hernia walking around with that sour puss. Oh no! I’ve clicked on his blog, somebody is gonna be sorry.
Here’s Master Rosh reviewing the win of the fore mentioned Jaime, I quote
Jamie Langridge, the 2007 Bud Light USARPS champion, made use of several well-known strategies during his Final Sixteen run, but combined and utilized them in a manner uniquely his own. His style of play can best be described as “complex adaptive,” as he switched effortlessly between runs of alternating and repeated throws.
In the final match between Jamie and David Borne, endurance was definitely a factor. In two of Jamie’s previous Final Sixteen matches, he beat his opponents in only two sets. All of Brandon ‘s matches lasted an entire three sets, and he was obviously starting to tire by the time he reached the finals.
OOOkaay? There’s a strategy, actually well-known
strategies at play here. Oy Vey! This makes we wonder what attracts people to something like this, it’s almost like a cult. First thing they think of when they crawl out of the sack is, rock,paper,paper,scissors,rock, it’s the friggin Fibonacci sequence
for these freaks. No No No it’s paper,scissors,rock,rock, you bloody imbecile! Not only is this just a test of mental acuity you’ll also need to have the stamina of a Tour De France rider because going three sets in this sport is dangerous to you health.
Then there this:
In the first set of the finals, Jamie stunned David with a quick two throw victory, with no ties. Jamie made excellent use of the Roshambollah Trap, which posits that a player will not use consecutive identical throws.
No way! They are using the dreaded Roshambollah Trap, and they are positing, SHITE!