Motorhead Rob sent me this linky goodness. There’s nothing I like better than ginormous remote controlled WWII era bombers.
Archive for September, 2007
Sorry for the lack of any type of posting these last few weeks. I mean I could post something about Cheesehead Todd and his myopic views of College football but how much of that can my readers(all 2 of you) really take? I could write about my daughters first day of kindergarten I suppose, which would force my reading population down to zero. I could talk about the insane people who live in Oregon but every state seems to have this type of person, kind of redundant. I could write about my fantasy football team but who really gives a rat’s ass if I start Braylon Edwards over Isaac Bruce? I could rant about the idiots who designed bread and toy packaging. Actually, I will rant about that. Who decided between that little twisty thing and that little plastic doohickeys(sp) to cinch up a loaf of bread? Neither of which work worth a damn if you are trying to keep the bread from turning into a penicillin factory. Not to mention once you do open the bread up you invariably lose the fastener. I mean come on, I open it up, put it on the counter and Voila! where did that friggin thing go? Hanging out with that missing sock I suppose. Feel better? I do. OK now on the the subject of toy packaging. Who was the asshat that designed these? I need to know because when I find them I’m going to punch him in their big monkey faces. I’m real surprised I haven’t cut all my fingers off trying to extricate the lead based toy from China for my daughter. Once you do get through the titanium plastic part, the next battle is with 4000 twist ties holding the lead based toys from China inside the titanium plastic outer cover. You never thought there would be a connection between bread and toys, did ya? You see, that’s what you get for visiting the Kaos theory. More than likely, absolutely nothing except eye strain by staring at your computer monitor wondering to yourself, WTF am I doing reading this load of carp when I could be cleaning the down stairs bathroom with a toothbrush and listening to Kaajaagoogoo?
Denizens of the Kaos Theory, my favorite time of year has come. Yes, that is right, it is football season, more specifically College football season. One game of note, it seems as the Golden homers, aka Notre Dame, is getting their ass handed to them at home by the Ramblin’ Wrecks from Georgia Tech. There’s nothing better than seeing the Genius, Charlie “the next coming of Knute Rockne” Weis thoroughly out coached and the pathetic fans in the stands leaving early. Sweet! More later if I can still see straight.
Holy Shiite Batman, I didn’t realize this but it appears Michigan lost at home to Appalachian State a division I-AA team. Bwaahaahaahaa. Next person who tells me how good the Big Ten is can blow me. That means you Cheesehead Todd, the delusional Wisconsin fanatic.