Archive for January, 2009

Another “Do as I say, not as I do” moment

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

Before when the Obamessiah was pandering to get your votes,

Pitching his message to Oregon’s environmentally-conscious voters, Obama called on the United States to “lead by example” on global warming, and develop new technologies at home which could be exported to developing countries.
“We can’t drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times … and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK,” Obama said.
“That’s not leadership. That’s not going to happen,” he added. (emphasis mine)


Now,

The capital flew into a bit of a tizzy when, on his first full day in the White House, President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office without his suit jacket. There was, however, a logical explanation: Mr. Obama, who hates the cold, had cranked up the thermostat.

“He’s from Hawaii, O.K.?” said Mr. Obama’s senior adviser, David Axelrod, who occupies the small but strategically located office next door to his boss. “He likes it warm. You could grow orchids in there.” (emphasis mine)

Well bo-fucking-hoo. Poor itty bitty Obambi doesn’t like the cold because he’s from Hawaii. Also,I guess I’ll just have satisfy myself on regular old steak since I can’t afford $59 a pound Kobe steak.  GWB would have been ripped a new one, but the reporters nowadays would have to get up off their knee’s and disengage from The One’s cock to notice. FUCK YOU!

Tragic six Degrees of Seperation

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

**Update Below**

Saturday night, a deranged lunatic opened fire in front of a downtown Portland underage night club killing 2 innocent teenagers. One of those was my neighbor’s daughter’s best friend. The other was a exchange student attending high school in Hood River where a relative of my wife is the Assistant Principal. Add that to the fact the murderer bought the gun from a pawn shop owned by a former neighbor of mine. Too close for comfort I’m afraid. Before all you nuts get your panties in a knot and blame the availability of guns for this tragic situation, I call shenanigans. The a$$hat was fucked up in the head, he could have easily driven his car up on the sidewalk and run them down or used a knife causing the same amount if not more damage.

In the artical I linked, once again our esteemed betters blame just about everything but the culprit himself. Violent Video games? Riiiiiight, if that was the case I personally would be responsible for shooting people on a daily basis.

An initial review of his computer seized from his apartment showed a preoccupation with violent video games, and some e-mails displaying potential anger toward preppies, investigators said.

Violent Video games? Riiiiiight, if that was the case I personally would be responsible for shooting people on a daily basis.

While a student at McNary High School in Keizer, Ayala was a “student of concern,” Eckhart said. Sgt. Rich Austria said Ayala had “behavioral problems that involved local police intervention.

Hellllo, is this enough of a red flag to get this guy some help prior to his melt down? Oh yeah, they did.

Detectives’ brief interview with Ayala’s mother at the hospital this week revealed that he had been hospitalized and on medication when he was younger for depression or other mental health problems, but he wasn’t taking medication recently, Detective Mark Slater said.

This begs the question, where the hell were his parents and or family? Oh here it is.

On Jan. 7, Ayala returned to the store, interested in purchasing the gun, but he didn’t have the proper identification. Because he was not a U.S. citizen, Ayala, a native of Mexico, needed to have a resident card, and at least three months of utility bills, Kellim said.

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Ayala returned to the Milwaukie pawnshop two days later, on Jan. 9, with the proper paperwork, which he left with the store clerk. The store ran a background check, and Ayala returned late in the afternoon to pick up the gun when the sale was approved.

How much do you want to bet these docs were bought somewhere?

Office administrator Wendy Nelson-Baca said she hadn’t spoken to Ayala since he left a year and a half ago. But she remembered him as a good employee who came to work every day. “Erik was our top employee in terms of reaching performance standards both for production and low error rates,” she said.

Of course this is always the case. Little Johnny couldn’t have done such a thing, he was always such a nice boy. Rubbish.

**Update**

Because of this I blame Barack Hussein Obama. Why not? I’ve heard nothing for the last four years that was not blamed on GWB. Glowball warming(its the Sun you morons), oil prices rising(supply and demand anybody?), Hurricane Katrina (controlling the weather?), civil liberties being curtailed (somebody please name one instance of this?), starving children (I suppose thats why we have an epedemic of obese children, so I’m told), terrorism (Of course, that just started when he enter office) and even Mel Gibson’s tirade is all his fault. All I have to say is you lefties will reap what you sow, so get used to it.

 

Huh?

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

Let me get this straight, no pun intended, a prominent Republican politician lies about having sex an affair with someone who is underage. The media coverage would be wall to wall scandal reporting, noting over and over and over again the political affiliation of the perp. See Mark Foley and Larry Craig, count how many times the party is listed. Take note of the Oregonian’s blurb on their website, nary a mention of which party he belongs to. Why is it not mentioned? No media bias here, move along, nothing to see. ITS FOR THE CHILDREN!

Facebook

Friday, January 9th, 2009

I’ve come to conclude that Facebook is the crack of the ’00′s. I signed up back around Christmas when we were house bound with the “ARCTIC BLAST”!!11! I’m now looking for a 12 step problem to help me get over it. Not really. It’s a blast. I’ve started reconnecting with people I’ve not heard or seen or thought of since the mid ’80′s. Keeping tabs on my neices and their wild exploits while at college. Note, never, ever tell your parents you have a Facebook page and definitely DO NOT add them as a friend. It’s an amazing package allowing you to search for people you went to high school or college and drop them a line or comment on what they are up to. I’m collecting friends faster than Lindsey Lohan is girlfriends/boyfriends.

Vibrating Touch

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

Last night after I returned from a small party at our neighbors house and I’d finished making sure some things at work were taken care of, I sat down to watch a little boob tube. While flipping thru the channels, I came across one of my favorite movies of all time, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly on American Movies Classics. I’m sipping an adult beverage reveling in the glory of Clint Eastwood using and abusing Eli Wallach and Lee Van Cleef when I was presented with this stunner of a commercial.

Is there nothing sacred anymore? What’s next? Ad’s for butt plugs and cock rings?