Archive for April, 2009

The Obamessiah!!!11! Part Deux

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Here’s a scenario that I think will take place soon in the good ol’USA. A news flash comes on CNN.

Anchorwhore Tiffany:

FLASH, BREAKING NEWS!! Springfield, Illinois has been incinerated by an atomic device! Now, we switch over to Bob Blowhard, our closest reporter to the scene.

Bob:

Well, I’m standing here in Palm Beach, Florida in our specially fortified CNN bunker. Tragedy has struck the fly over country….yaaaaaaaaawn……..allegedly some sort of bomb has destroyed Springfield. No information yet of the whereabouts of a Mr. and Mrs. Homer J. Simpson or their 3 children.

Tiffany: 

Ummmm….Bob…..that’s the wrong Springfield.

Bob:

Ok, Whatever…..

Tiffany:

Now let’s turn it over to our Washington corespondent Mike Rotch who is attending a press conference by the President of the World Barack “don’t call me Hussein” Obama…obama…obama….ma….ma…ma.

Mike:

Mr. super awesome person who ever lived and my life is nothing compared to you President. Can you tell us your opinion on how Springfield is holding up?

Jesus:

Thank you Mr. Rotch……Mike is it? Mike Rotch……bwahahahahahahahaahhaha….. Who let this guy in? Next question. Yes, Ms. Buttreeks.

Maya Buttreeks:

Hello Dream cake…..

Jesus:

(whispering off stage) Rahm get that girls phone number.

Yes Ms. Buttreeks…your question?

Maya:

(faints on the spot)

Jesus:

Next question? Ok to you Bea O’Problem

Bea:

I’ve got one simple question for you Sir…..was there any possible way you and your staff, the CIA, NSA, FBI and the myriad of other organizations under your auspicious could have prevented this evil undertaking?

Jesus:

“It was a mistake,” Obama told reporters  before he went to visit FBI headquarters. “It was something we found out about along with all of you and it will not happen again.”

Tiffany:

Investigators at the scene have determined the unnamed Right wing Extremist are to blame despite the video issued from a cave in Pakistan showing an allegedly “terrorist” driving in a container truck into the middle of Springfield, getting out of said truck, firing up a giant generator and pushing the ignite button on a big ass bomb sitting out in the open on the back of the truck. It’s been disclosed to CNN from a reliable source that “Women, Children and Minorities Hurt Worst”.

Photo-Op?

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Whoever decided to have a low flying a 747 do circuits around NYC, followed by a USAF jet, bringing back frightening memories to thousands of people, should be publicly flogged at the site of the former WTC. All this done so the Messiah could get a good photo-op? Good lord. Now I want to pose a question to all you Obamabot’s who over the previous 8 years decried, maligned and blamed everything under the sun on the “Bushitler regime”. If “the shrub” had done something like this, the losers on the left would be screaming for impeachment and death to the evil Bush. It would register 11 on the outrage meter. Fucking hypocrites, every single one of you.  Take a look of the video and tell me this didn’t scare the shiite out of people. What a bunch of insensitive fucktards.

It was supposed to be a photo opportunity, a showcase of Air Force One alongside the sweep of New York City skyline.

But as the low-flying Boeing 747 speeded in the shadows of skyscrapers, trailed by two fighter jets, the sight instead awakened barely dormant fears of a terrorist attack, causing a momentary panic that sent workers pouring out of buildings on both sides of the Hudson River.

“I thought there was some kind of an attack,” said Paul Nadler, who sprinted down more than 20 flights of stairs after watching the plane from his office in Jersey City shortly after 10 a.m. “We ran like hell.” In fact, the blue and white plane with “The United States of America” emblazoned on its side was one of two regularly used by the president. It was soaring above Lower Manhattan, Staten Island and Jersey City so government photographers could take pictures near the Statue of Liberty for publicity purposes.

Causing mass panic to a city that has seen enormous human loss at the hands of Jihadi’s driving planes into lower Manhattan to take pictures for publicity purposes.

As the fright wore off, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and other local leaders questioned why the Federal Aviation Administration had ordered local officials, including the New York Police Department, not to alert the public in advance.

An F.A.A. memo last week said information about the exercise “should only be shared with persons with a need to know” and “shall not be released to the public or the media.”

Now we wouldn’t want to tell  anybody because…..I still haven’t figured out why they didn’t tell anybody. Oh, now I know why they didn’t. it’s because…..

An FAA spokesman, Jim Peters, defended the event, calling it “a planned, pre-approved military flight over New York to take photos.” He said it was “pre-coordinated with everyone involved, including the city.”

Except that an FAA memo specifically warned officials that if they released information about the flights to the public or the press, they’d be violating the law.

It even cited a specific statute.

………………

As the fright wore off, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg and other local leaders questioned why the Federal Aviation Administration had ordered local officials, including the New York Police Department, not to alert the public in advance.

An F.A.A. memo last week said information about the exercise “should only be shared with persons with a need to know” and “shall not be released to the public or the media.”

So they pressured the local government by using the rule of law to prevent the public from knowing what was going on.

Later, aides told reporters that President Obama was furious about the flyover when it was brought to his attention. The White House Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, conveyed the president’s anger in a meeting with the director of the White House Military Office, Louis Caldera, who issued the apology.

“Last week, I approved a mission over New York. I take responsibility for that decision,” Mr. Caldera said. “While federal authorities took the proper steps to notify state and local authorities in New York and New Jersey, it’s clear that the mission created confusion and disruption. I apologize and take responsibility for any distress that flight caused.”

Paging a Mr. Louis Caldera, Mr. Louis Caldera, please report under the bus of Obama…STAT. Take your position next to Mr. Richardson, Rev. Wright, when you are done spewing vile will you please make some room to your left, lovely dress Ms. Solis but please allow for our new guest, Granny Obama, yes, your guvmint checks will still be coming, Joe “my IQ is higher than yours” Biden, when you finish talking about something you know nothing about, would you please move you and your hairplugs and let in Mr. Caldera.

Oh and I forgot to add something. How much did this fiasco cost us the taxpayers? We are, I am told, in one of the worst economic downturns since the ’30′s so why are we spending money like this on a photo-op? Just another reason not to trust the judgment of the temporary occupant of the WH.

Chicken Little Syndrome

Friday, April 24th, 2009

Here are a few dire predictions of the Glowball warming crowd culled together in one spot for easy elocution.

“We have about five more years at the outside to do something.”
• Kenneth Watt, ecologist

“Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind.”
• George Wald, Harvard Biologist

“We are in an environmental crisis which threatens the survival of this nation, and of the world as a suitable place of human habitation.”
• Barry Commoner, Washington University biologist
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