Plant Drops Labor Day For Muslim Holiday
Ummmmm Okay. Where’s my holiday? I like pulling the wings off of fly’s and feeding them to spiders to placate Xenu but that’s just me being me. It’s not like we have to build and pay for special foot baths for them. We would not want to upset their fragile ego’s or the might go postal on us. I mean what’s not to like about a religion whose glorious founder was a pedophile? So what if she was only 9. Hell, age is only a social construct to hold back the less advantaged among us.
Maybe I’ll finally get that Fatwa issued against me. It’s always nice to have that on my resume.