I’m so sorry googling “Kuku ye shevid obaqala” does not lead any results for the intertube impaired. Is it possible that Google is racist against towel head dishes? Let’s say a friend, we will call her Jennifer Saltmarsh-Manullang, not her real name, because who would choose a name like that? I mean honestly, you can’t make that shiite up. Ok, back to whatever the freck I was saying. It appears there is some paranoia running rampant down around the corner. She has accused Moi of trying to punk her by slipping some nafarious ingredients in one of my famous Persian dishes. Naughty, naughty Jennifer Saltmarsh-Manullang, not her real name, I dare say why would I taint something that I will probably be eating the entier 8 x 8 pyrex dish filled with gastronomic nirvana as a prank? Fear not, I’m preparing the gourmet masterpiece tonight and plan on sharing with Jennifer Saltmarsh-Manullang, not her real name. Why would I want to punk her by sabotaging greatness with the outcome probably ending up with me having to care for her 2 dear ones? Again!

Poor made-up girl, Jennifer. She’s probably crying over your made-up hurtfulness right now: http://jmanullang.blogspot.com/2009/03/mar-22-you-cant-make-that-shiite-up.htm