The Kaos Theory

Last night after I returned from a small party at our neighbors house and I’d finished making sure some things at work were taken care of, I sat down to watch a little boob tube. While flipping thru the channels, I came across one of my favorite movies of all time, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly on American Movies Classics. I’m sipping an adult beverage reveling in the glory of Clint Eastwood using and abusing Eli Wallach and Lee Van Cleef when I was presented with this stunner of a commercial.

Is there nothing sacred anymore? What’s next? Ad’s for butt plugs and cock rings?

If you haven’t heard by now, it appears GlowBall Warming appears to be a…………bullshiite. Since the 14th of December we’ve had nothing but below freezing temps and about 2 feet of snow. Add to that about 1/2 inch of freezing rain and you have a recipe for . The high temp, as far as the crack Kaos Theory meteorologist I employ has relayed to me, has been 35 degrees. Here are some pics you might enjoy.

These first 2 were from the 14th floowed by 2 from the 22nd.

All the local news channels have their panties in a knot about the impending arctic blast we are going (supposed to) to have with in the next few hours. When it happens, I’ll believe it. The weather people up here are about as reliable as the big 3 auto makers. Here’s a screen grab from my weatherbug alert. Impressive.

We live smack dab in the middle of that.

Whilst battling the evil virus called Manualang-a-lang-a-ding-dong (be-bop-a-loo-la), I got to thinking about what is consider racist. Suppose a portion of American society, I’ll call them Peloponnesian-Americans, voted every election year in and year out in favor of one poltical party in a 95% - 5% ratio. Then add to that mix, a Peloponnesian-American was elected high pooh-bah of the country and the Peloponnesian-Americans voted in this same 95% - 5% ratio. wouldn’t this be racist? Reverse this scenario and replace Peloponnesian-Americans with white Americans. Wouldn’t this be racist? Talk amongst yourselves.

OK, looks like all the Obamatron’s have got some ’splaining to do. I posit this question; What if GWB had been caught doing this? The MSM would be creaming in their pants and it would be the first story during the nightly propaganda shows. I’m going to link the original story as proof because I suspect it will be changed before the print dries on my post. Add this to the 57 States in the Union gaff during the election cycle.

Here’s the Youtube video of it. His defense? Poor itty bitty Obama was tired. Get used to it Barry, you’re not going to get much sleep over the next four years as the rest of the evil world takes advantage of your milk toast attitude towards national defense.

1. Israel will bomb the shit out of Iran

2. Iran will Nuke Israel

3. Obama will yank the troops out of Iraq ensuring Iraq will become a proxy state of Iran; snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

4. Socialized Medicine will be enacted resulting in deaths to many of our seasoned citizens due to long wait times. I hope your families are healthy. (BTW, where will all those Canadian’s go for their emergency care?)

5. Taxes on those earning combined $100,000 will skyrocket.

6. The producers of wealth will go John Galt, curtailing entrepreneurship and stifling job growth.

7. Unemployment will hit 10%.

8. The stock market will go even lower.

9. It will be considered racist to oppose anything the American Communist Democrat Party and by extension The Obamessiah tries to say or enact.

10. There will be a scandal in the Obama regime but nobody will know about it because the Lame Stream Press will turn a blind eye. Also see #9.

11. Somebody in my neighborhood will lose their job and not because they are doing a bad job. See #5.

12. Joe Biden will stick his foot in his mouth over and over but nobody will notice. See #10.

13. Energy prices will go up and up and up and up and up because the Green lobby will have the ear of the Messiah. No new power plants either of the coal or Nuke variety. Windfall taxes on Oil companies will force the U. S. to import even more oil from petro-thugs like Venezuela. Thank God I don’t have to commute, yet.

14. A Nuke will go off somewhere in the continental U. S.

15. More illegal immigrants will come to the states to take advantage of #4, exasperating #5, #7 and #8.

16. George W. Bush will be blamed for the previous 15.

I saw this last week but it exemplifies exactly what happens when somebody, who thinks they have YOUR best interest at heart but their real motive is raw power. Well, you know, they are so much smarter than you shlubs in fly over country. God forbid, oh shit I said God, people should have control over the money they earned. All I can say is, Redistribute this(insert picture of me flipping the bird).

In a local restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08″ tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference–just imagine the coincidence.

When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.

I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.

At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.

I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application

After years and years of the left educating the children in fluffy feel good nonsense, forget the 3 R’s, we get what we pay for. Listen to this Howard Stern recording where he sent out a “reporter” to ask if they support the Obamessiah and why.

Watch Bill O’Reilly rip Barney Frank a new one (pun intended). For the American Communist Party Democrat Party denial is not a river in Egypt.

If you asked me this question, my answer would be unequivocally YES! Here’s a great article from IBD that compares how the American Communist Democrat Party creamed their pants when they perp-walked Ken Lay et al after the bubble burst in 2000. Believe me, I agree they were right to get indictments etc against those scum but what’s the difference between what they did and the malfeasance of the Congress?

Here’s another damning indictment of the corruption of the American Communist Democrat party. Notice how I don’t say democratic because their actions are far from it. Now if the Repubs, or anybody who cares, had any balls, they would be running this over and over and over………but they won’t and that’s sad. My gut feeling is the American Communist Democrat party wants us to go into a depression so they can say “look Capitalism is the problem”, elect us and will fix it. And their way of fixing it is more control over the people thru taxes and regulation. The more the people rely on Uncle Sam, the more control they get. Just look at all the examples from banning transfats from restaurants, banning fast food restaurants in low income neighborhoods and smoking bans at bar’s. Once personal responsibility is reduced to the ash heap of history the door is wide open for government control. Let’s take the whole idea of a government run health care, combine that with the transfat ban and pretty soon the asshats in charge of healthcare will be telling you what you can eat and drink. Slippery slope indeed.

**Update 10/1/08**

Evidently, they pulled the plug on the video due to some copyright issues with the songs they used in the background. However, it’s been re-mixed and now is violation free.

I’m no Economist. Well technically I am since that is what my degree is in, but this video I found from Clayton Cramer’s site pretty much explains why we are in this mess.

 Update: Here are some facts about the VPILF. My favorite of is:

Little known fact: Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.

I heard this a long time ago and happened across it on the intertubes. You will never think of the word Armageddon again without busting a gut.

I was browsing around the intertubes the other day when I came across a post at Dissecting Leftism about a guy who was “fed up with the Leftist pretenses at mourning on the anniversary(Hiroshima Day to us in the sticks-ed) and wants to mount a counter-demonstration”. Sorry about that run-on sentence btw. Lo and behold he’s from my neck of the woods, albeit a bit farther south but still close by. I go over to his site and it’s a motherlode of right thinking bloggers all from the NW. Jackpot! To tell you the truth the way politics up here, I thought I was one of the handful left. Based on this I’ve decide, his site has been immediately added to the permenent blogroll. All three of you who visit here, please welcome Eugene Rant to the Kaos Theory.

Ummmmm Okay.  Where’s my holiday? I like pulling the wings off of fly’s and feeding them to spiders to placate Xenu but that’s just me being me. It’s not like we have to build and pay for special foot baths for them. We would not want to upset their fragile ego’s or the might go postal on us. I mean what’s not to like about a religion whose glorious founder was a pedophile? So what if she was only 9. Hell, age is only a social construct to hold back the less advantaged among us.

Maybe I’ll finally get that Fatwa issued against me. It’s always nice to have that on my resume.

The whole family was invited to Jen’s house to celebrate her 40th birthday on Saturday and you know it’s hard for me to pass up free food and beer. All in all it was a grand time and from what I’ve heard since then, we should not have left when we did. Evidently, it had something to do with Jen’s sister and no pants. Rumor on the grapevine confirms that its just is not a “Party” until this happens. Congrats Jen!

I’ve a added 2 local bloggers to the blogroll. When I mean local, I mean five house down from mine local.  First is, Stuff Jen Says. Jen is a lunatic and I mean that in an entirely positive way.  The second is my friend Rob’s site, Burnin Daylight, he’s a lunatic too. Stop over and say Hi!

I love watching the Tour but it’s not because I like to hear commentator Phil Liggett absolutely butcher the riders names. None of the riders get the treatment from Phil as Alejandro Valverde does. You see, Phil is English, meaning he has no clue to how to pronounce anything other than in English. Phil has this penchant for slurring Valverde’s first name. Instead of, Ali-han-droe, he finds an imaginary “th” somewhere so it becomes Ali-thane-droe. Note to Phil, the letter ‘J’ in Spanish sounds like an ‘h’. When he tries to get it right, he still screws it up. By the end of the daily broadcast, Valverde’s first name morph’s into Alessandro. Don’t get me started with Bob Roll, he’s a nut.

Happy 4th of July to all the Kaos minion and their families. I give you a picture from last year of all the kids enjoying the *ahem* fireworks *ahem*.

Here’s  another.

I’ve finally gotten around to loading the video from the little one’s dance recital from LAST year. I know, I’m a horrible parent. So shoot me!