Let me get this straight, no pun intended, a prominent Republican politician lies about having sex an affair with someone who is underage. The media coverage would be wall to wall scandal reporting, noting over and over and over again the political affiliation of the perp. See Mark Foley and Larry Craig, count how many times the party is listed. Take note of the Oregonian’s blurb on their website, nary a mention of which party he belongs to. Why is it not mentioned? No media bias here, move along, nothing to see. ITS FOR THE CHILDREN!
Huh?
January 21st, 2009I’ve come to conclude that Facebook is the crack of the ’00′s. I signed up back around Christmas when we were house bound with the “ARCTIC BLAST”!!11! I’m now looking for a 12 step problem to help me get over it. Not really. It’s a blast. I’ve started reconnecting with people I’ve not heard or seen or thought of since the mid ’80′s. Keeping tabs on my neices and their wild exploits while at college. Note, never, ever tell your parents you have a Facebook page and definitely DO NOT add them as a friend. It’s an amazing package allowing you to search for people you went to high school or college and drop them a line or comment on what they are up to. I’m collecting friends faster than Lindsey Lohan is girlfriends/boyfriends.
Vibrating Touch
January 1st, 2009Last night after I returned from a small party at our neighbors house and I’d finished making sure some things at work were taken care of, I sat down to watch a little boob tube. While flipping thru the channels, I came across one of my favorite movies of all time, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly on American Movies Classics. I’m sipping an adult beverage reveling in the glory of Clint Eastwood using and abusing Eli Wallach and Lee Van Cleef when I was presented with this stunner of a commercial.
Is there nothing sacred anymore? What’s next? Ad’s for butt plugs and cock rings?
GlowBall Warming My A$$
December 24th, 2008If you haven’t heard by now, it appears GlowBall Warming appears to be a…………bullshiite. Since the 14th of December we’ve had nothing but below freezing temps and about 2 feet of snow. Add to that about 1/2 inch of freezing rain and you have a recipe for . The high temp, as far as the crack Kaos Theory meteorologist I employ has relayed to me, has been 35 degrees. Here are some pics you might enjoy.
These first 2 were from the 14th floowed by 2 from the 22nd.
Holy Shiite Batman!!!11!!1
December 12th, 2008All the local news channels have their panties in a knot about the impending arctic blast we are going (supposed to) to have with in the next few hours. When it happens, I’ll believe it. The weather people up here are about as reliable as the big 3 auto makers. Here’s a screen grab from my weatherbug alert. Impressive.
We live smack dab in the middle of that.
Why Isn’t This Racist?
November 14th, 2008Whilst battling the evil virus called Manualang-a-lang-a-ding-dong (be-bop-a-loo-la), I got to thinking about what is consider racist. Suppose a portion of American society, I’ll call them Peloponnesian-Americans, voted every election year in and year out in favor of one poltical party in a 95% – 5% ratio. Then add to that mix, a Peloponnesian-American was elected high pooh-bah of the country and the Peloponnesian-Americans voted in this same 95% – 5% ratio. wouldn’t this be racist? Reverse this scenario and replace Peloponnesian-Americans with white Americans. Wouldn’t this be racist? Talk amongst yourselves.
What If Any Republican Did This?
November 13th, 2008OK, looks like all the Obamatron’s have got some ‘splaining to do. I posit this question; What if GWB had been caught doing this? The MSM would be creaming in their pants and it would be the first story during the nightly propaganda shows. I’m going to link the original story as proof because I suspect it will be changed before the print dries on my post. Add this to the 57 States in the Union gaff during the election cycle.
Here’s the Youtube video of it. His defense? Poor itty bitty Obama was tired. Get used to it Barry, you’re not going to get much sleep over the next four years as the rest of the evil world takes advantage of your milk toast attitude towards national defense.
My Predictions for the Next 4 years
November 5th, 20081. Israel will bomb the shit out of Iran
2. Iran will Nuke Israel
3. Obama will yank the troops out of Iraq ensuring Iraq will become a proxy state of Iran; snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
4. Socialized Medicine will be enacted resulting in deaths to many of our seasoned citizens due to long wait times. I hope your families are healthy. (BTW, where will all those Canadian’s go for their emergency care?)
5. Taxes on those earning combined $100,000 will skyrocket.
6. The producers of wealth will go John Galt, curtailing entrepreneurship and stifling job growth.
7. Unemployment will hit 10%.
8. The stock market will go even lower.
9. It will be considered racist to oppose anything the American Communist Democrat Party and by extension The Obamessiah tries to say or enact.
10. There will be a scandal in the Obama regime but nobody will know about it because the Lame Stream Press will turn a blind eye. Also see #9.
11. Somebody in my neighborhood will lose their job and not because they are doing a bad job. See #5.
12. Joe Biden will stick his foot in his mouth over and over but nobody will notice. See #10.
13. Energy prices will go up and up and up and up and up because the Green lobby will have the ear of the Messiah. No new power plants either of the coal or Nuke variety. Windfall taxes on Oil companies will force the U. S. to import even more oil from petro-thugs like Venezuela. Thank God I don’t have to commute, yet.
14. A Nuke will go off somewhere in the continental U. S.
15. More illegal immigrants will come to the states to take advantage of #4, exasperating #5, #7 and #8.
16. George W. Bush will be blamed for the previous 15.
Just Remember, What You Wish For Might Not Be What You Get Or What You Want
October 26th, 2008I saw this last week but it exemplifies exactly what happens when somebody, who thinks they have YOUR best interest at heart but their real motive is raw power. Well, you know, they are so much smarter than you shlubs in fly over country. God forbid, oh shit I said God, people should have control over the money they earned. All I can say is, Redistribute this(insert picture of me flipping the bird).
In a local restaurant my server had on a “Obama 08″ tie, again I laughed as he had given away his political preference–just imagine the coincidence.
When the bill came I decided not to tip the server and explained to him that I was exploring the Obama redistribution of wealth concept. He stood there in disbelief while I told him that I was going to redistribute his tip to someone who I deemed more in need–the homeless guy outside. The server angrily stormed from my sight.
I went outside, gave the homeless guy $10 and told him to thank the server inside as I’ve decided he could use the money more. The homeless guy was grateful.
At the end of my rather unscientific redistribution experiment I realized the homeless guy was grateful for the money he did not earn, but the waiter was pretty angry that I gave away the money he did earn even though the actual recipient deserved money more.
I guess redistribution of wealth is an easier thing to swallow in concept than in practical application
We are doomed!
October 13th, 2008After years and years of the left educating the children in fluffy feel good nonsense, forget the 3 R’s, we get what we pay for. Listen to this Howard Stern recording where he sent out a “reporter” to ask if they support the Obamessiah and why.
The Reason Why We Are In Financial Trouble Part 3
October 3rd, 2008 Watch Bill O’Reilly rip Barney Frank a new one (pun intended). For the American Communist Party Democrat Party denial is not a river in Egypt.
Should Congress Be ‘Perp-Walked’?
October 2nd, 2008 If you asked me this question, my answer would be unequivocally YES! Here’s a great article from IBD that compares how the American Communist Democrat Party creamed their pants when they perp-walked Ken Lay et al after the bubble burst in 2000. Believe me, I agree they were right to get indictments etc against those scum but what’s the difference between what they did and the malfeasance of the Congress?
The Reason Why We Are In Financial Trouble Part 2
October 1st, 2008 Here’s another damning indictment of the corruption of the American Communist Democrat party. Notice how I don’t say democratic because their actions are far from it. Now if the Repubs, or anybody who cares, had any balls, they would be running this over and over and over………but they won’t and that’s sad. My gut feeling is the American Communist Democrat party wants us to go into a depression so they can say “look Capitalism is the problem”, elect us and will fix it. And their way of fixing it is more control over the people thru taxes and regulation. The more the people rely on Uncle Sam, the more control they get. Just look at all the examples from banning transfats from restaurants, banning fast food restaurants in low income neighborhoods and smoking bans at bar’s. Once personal responsibility is reduced to the ash heap of history the door is wide open for government control. Let’s take the whole idea of a government run health care, combine that with the transfat ban and pretty soon the asshats in charge of healthcare will be telling you what you can eat and drink. Slippery slope indeed.
The Reason Why We Are In Financial Trouble
September 26th, 2008**Update 10/1/08**
Evidently, they pulled the plug on the video due to some copyright issues with the songs they used in the background. However, it’s been re-mixed and now is violation free.
I’m no Economist. Well technically I am since that is what my degree is in, but this video I found from Clayton Cramer’s site pretty much explains why we are in this mess.
VPILF
August 29th, 2008Â Update: Here are some facts about the VPILF. My favorite of is:
Little known fact: Sarah Palin got Tom Brady pregnant, and then left him.
The English Beat: Mirror in the Bathroom
August 28th, 2008
The English Beat: Drowning
August 28th, 2008
The English Beat: Too Nice To Talk To
August 28th, 2008
Armageddon!
August 13th, 2008 I heard this a long time ago and happened across it on the intertubes. You will never think of the word Armageddon again without busting a gut.
Eugene Rant
August 6th, 2008I was browsing around the intertubes the other day when I came across a post at Dissecting Leftism about a guy who was “fed up with the Leftist pretenses at mourning on the anniversary(Hiroshima Day to us in the sticks-ed) and wants to mount a counter-demonstration”. Sorry about that run-on sentence btw. Lo and behold he’s from my neck of the woods, albeit a bit farther south but still close by. I go over to his site and it’s a motherlode of right thinking bloggers all from the NW. Jackpot! To tell you the truth the way politics up here, I thought I was one of the handful left. Based on this I’ve decide, his site has been immediately added to the permenent blogroll. All three of you who visit here, please welcome Eugene Rant to the Kaos Theory.
Plant Drops Labor Day For Muslim Holiday
August 6th, 2008Ummmmm Okay. Where’s my holiday? I like pulling the wings off of fly’s and feeding them to spiders to placate Xenu but that’s just me being me. It’s not like we have to build and pay for special foot baths for them. We would not want to upset their fragile ego’s or the might go postal on us. I mean what’s not to like about a religion whose glorious founder was a pedophile? So what if she was only 9. Hell, age is only a social construct to hold back the less advantaged among us.
Maybe I’ll finally get that Fatwa issued against me. It’s always nice to have that on my resume.
Happy Hiroshima Day!
August 6th, 2008Jen’s B-Day
July 21st, 2008The whole family was invited to Jen’s house to celebrate her 40th birthday on Saturday and you know it’s hard for me to pass up free food and beer. All in all it was a grand time and from what I’ve heard since then, we should not have left when we did. Evidently, it had something to do with Jen’s sister and no pants. Rumor on the grapevine confirms that its just is not a “Party” until this happens. Congrats Jen!
Added a Couple to the Blogroll
July 21st, 2008I’ve a added 2 local bloggers to the blogroll. When I mean local, I mean five house down from mine local. First is, Stuff Jen Says. Jen is a lunatic and I mean that in an entirely positive way. The second is my friend Rob’s site, Burnin Daylight, he’s a lunatic too. Stop over and say Hi!
Tour De France
July 9th, 2008I love watching the Tour but it’s not because I like to hear commentator Phil Liggett absolutely butcher the riders names. None of the riders get the treatment from Phil as Alejandro Valverde does. You see, Phil is English, meaning he has no clue to how to pronounce anything other than in English. Phil has this penchant for slurring Valverde’s first name. Instead of, Ali-han-droe, he finds an imaginary “th” somewhere so it becomes Ali-thane-droe. Note to Phil, the letter ‘J’ in Spanish sounds like an ‘h’. When he tries to get it right, he still screws it up. By the end of the daily broadcast, Valverde’s first name morph’s into Alessandro. Don’t get me started with Bob Roll, he’s a nut.
Happy 4th of July
July 4th, 2008Balance Beam
June 20th, 2008
Uneven Bars
June 20th, 2008
Floor Exercise
June 20th, 2008
Dance Recital 2007 Part 2
June 20th, 2008Here’s another.











